Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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