i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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