girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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