i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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