How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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