Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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