the new term for farting is butt boxing.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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