You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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