Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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