I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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