I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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