That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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