No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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