I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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