Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
