ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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