I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize