No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have aggressive nipples.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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