u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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