Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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