Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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