Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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