awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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