I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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