I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
