I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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