I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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