i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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