My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I had to cum in my sink.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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