If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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