Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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