One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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