Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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