Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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