If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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