Kiss
Puke
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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