You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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