When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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