So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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