brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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