I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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