This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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