My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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