This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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