I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Use "feeling words"
Yay
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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