ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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