I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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