Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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