She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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