hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
and you fell through a lawn chair
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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