I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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