i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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