Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize