super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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